Ditto the Dalmatian

Ditto, the Dalmatian
only had one spot.
He wasn't very happy
as his siblings had a lot.

His mum and dad had plenty,
his cousins did as well.
His aunt resembled chicken pox,
Though didn't itch like hell!

Ditto was so fed up,
he found a black felt pen.
He painted on enormous spots
and was well-splattered then.

Now Ditto's sporting many spots
and struts around, so vain.
Though he has to be quite careful,
when he goes out in the rain!