To Mow or not to Mow (with apologies to Will Shakespeare)

To mow or not to mow the back lawn? That is the question

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous backache.

Or  take a sea of paracetamol and just get on with it?

Or by opposing them,  just work through the pain? 

St George's Day

It's St George's day, today

But at home we have to stay.

No celebrations at the pub. 

Or visit restaurants for grub.

We may think its such a drag

But we still can fly the flag.

Let us show that we are strong.

As this lockdown could be long.

We are British,  have great resilience

We love our NHS in all their brilliance.

Working hard to keep us well

In conditions of pure hell.

We may be bored and scream and shout

But unless you need to, don't go out.

Read a book or watch the telly. 

Bake a cake or make some jelly.

Play some music, text a friend.

To stop you going round the bend!

The sun is shining, such a boon.

Birds are singing, nesting soon.

The seasons pass, then come once more.

Nature's timeless beauty at our door.

We can still stroll, go for a jog

Or walk to exercise the dog.

Keep our distance on that mile. 

And don't forget to wear a smile! 😁

Temptation

I have really been struggling with a certain temptation the last few days and the urge to do this thing is now overwhelming me. 

Giving in to this particular temptation is not really me at all, but I will have to learn to live with it. The lockdown is really no excuse for what I am about to do, but I feel I must unashamedly reveal this urge to you all. I fear it will be a really shocking revelation to all who know me well.  In the past I have always been able to control this urge and live quite happily not actually doing it - but not anymore.

Right  here goes...

I'm going to iron my underwear, socks and pyjamas!

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She was waiting for him in eager anticipation, lying  writhing on their king size bed.

"I need you" ,she gasped. "Please give it to me now?" she pleaded. "I need it so badly".

She heard him softly growl, his voice breathless  "I'm here now woman and I'm going to give you what you're craving. I hate seeing you frustrated this way, when I know you are longing for me to sastify you. I know exactly what you crave"

She looked at him lovingly and as her eyes strayed downwards she could see the bulge in his trousers.

"Oh, my darling  please give me your all, as hard as you like,  make me scream.

 I don't care if it hurts even,  just do it to me now"

"Right woman" he said masterfully " just roll over on your stomach and bend over the side of the bed and I'll give you the best you've ever had. If it hurts, too bad as you really have been asking for it"

She shrieked with relief and delight 

as he pulled the large tube of muscle rub from his trouser pocket and proceeded to rub it in her aching back.