THAT AWFUL ARTHUR RITUS

THAT AWFUL ARTHUR RITUS


He comes and he goes, but often he stays.
Ruins your life, in so many ways.
He stamps on your fingers and hammers your wrists,
sometimes the only relief, is getting well pissed!

He mangles your shoulders and bashes your neck.
Just  turning your head, will hurt like sheer heck.
He invades your sleep, makes your dreams a nightmare
and wakes you in the night, he really doesn't care.

He'll knock your tea cup right out of your hand,
he'll pummel your knees, till you barely can stand.
He'll whack your hips, he'll disfigure a limb.
Waiting for a replacement can seem pretty grim.

He's cruel, unforgiving, though sometimes seen as a joke.
He's not taken seriously, by some thoughtless folk.
Until it happens to them, when Arthur gives THEM hell.
They'll keep on saying "You look fine"
and won't believe you're unwell!